If dreams came true

If pregnancy and ‘exhausted new mom’ dreams came true:

:: I’d be raising a baby elephant, tiger or black bird. My pregnant brain often turned my growing fetus into an animal once night fell.

:: My 7-month-old would have a full set of teeth. Multiple times over. (Someone is having a rough go of it, guess I’m ready for it to be over.)

:: I’d have an excellent nurser instead of months of challenges.

:: I’d have thrown my newborn across the room and she would have bounced.

:: My husband would’ve been the one to give birth.

Dreams are weird.





Natalie Feulner

About Natalie Feulner

Natalie Feulner is a journalist and “semi-crunchy” cloth diapering momma to a rambunctious toddler named after a county in California. She drinks too much tea and loves to climb rocks but not at the same time.